butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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