ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i out mim tonsoeep
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