the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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