she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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