I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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