so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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