The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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