So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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