alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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