he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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