Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I will be naked everywhere
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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