I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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