I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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