I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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