Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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