David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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