theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
