Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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