Kiss
Puke
If that was your dad, he is hot
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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