how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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