I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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