Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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