so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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