I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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