dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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