two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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