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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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