It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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