Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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