I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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