Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
