doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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