I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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