My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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