so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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