I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
