Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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