I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Jerry, you need to find god
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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