But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you would pick up someone in the library
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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