thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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