Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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