sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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