You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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