i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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