69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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