im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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