"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have tasted many bathrooms
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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