when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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