Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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