Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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