i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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