Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
