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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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