A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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