It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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